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‘Economic Stimulus’ payment
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment? A. It is … Continue reading
Electric Fence
Got this in an email today from a friend: If you have ever used an electric fence or know someone who has one you should read this. The language used is a bit salty, but ‘he tells it like it is’ without … Continue reading
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[Humor] – Be careful what you wish for
40 years of marriage…. A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary … Continue reading
An atheist
An atheist was walking through the woods. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast … Continue reading
Time for your Annual inside the Computer Window cleaning
You probably don’t clean your computer screen very often and it is really hard to do the inside, so here is my present to you. Click on the word “here” above, wait for a few seconds and the inside of your screen will be cleaned for you! … Continue reading
People of WalMart
Pictures of WalMart people. The gene pool has gone awry! I hope none of you find yourselves subjects of this study… http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
Installing a Husband
Got this from a friend of mine: Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly … Continue reading
Short stories
A Very Short Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf … Continue reading
Creative PUNS for Educated Minds
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical … Continue reading
I D 1 0 T error
Housewife says…. I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the … Continue reading
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