Revo Uninstaller

Revo Uninstaller helps you to uninstall software and remove unwanted programs installed on your computer even if you have problems uninstalling and cannot uninstall them from “Windows Add or Remove Programs” control panel applet.

Worked great for the removal of Logictech SetPoint software here.  The uninstall for Logictech leaves allot to be desired and doesn’t completely remove everything.  Revo Uninstaller found leftover files and removed SetPoint completely.

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NOAA Advisories updated

Updated the NOAA Advisories, Watches, and Warnings script to a more recent version today.

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Soil Graphs added

Added some graphs to the Soil data page the other day.  These will be updated once a day if not more from my WeathLink software I also use here.

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Rain rate added

Added a Rain Rate to the Main weather page today.  This will show up only when there has been measurable rain in the past hour, otherwise it will be hidden until the next rain occurs.

I was up last night when it rained like CATS AND DOGS for about an hour and thought this might come in handy.

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Fire Weather

Added a Fire Weather Discussion to the Navigation Menu today under the Outlook item.

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Bird prevention

Will be doing some Bird Prevention maintenance this weekend (06/27).

Adding some zip tie spikes around the rain collector should do it.  😉

I hope like the image below:

Bird Prevention

Bird Prevention

On anther note:  Ordered parts for a Night time cloud sensor as the local airport becomes unreliable at night time and during the weekends as far a current cloud conditions.  That and they only update their readings once an hour unless something really major occurs.

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Short stories

A Very Short Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end


On a similar vein….

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

A woman has the last word in an argument. Anything the man says after that is the start of a new argument.

A woman knows all about her children. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Stuart


Reminds me of “The Man Song

I don’t take no crap from anybody! … else but you.
I wear the pants around here!…when I’m finished with your laundry.
‘Cause I’m a guy you don’t want to fight! … when I say “jump” you say “yeah, right”.
I’m the man of this house! … until you get home.

What I say goes around here! … right out the window.
And I don’t want to hear a lot of whining! … so I’ll shut up.
The sooner you learn who’s boss around here! … the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
‘Cause I am the head honcho! … but it’s all in my head.
And I can have sex anytime! … that you want.
‘Cause I’m a man who has needs! … but they’re not that important.
And don’t expect any flowers from me! … because if I’m not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I’m the king of my castle! … when you’re not around.

And I’ll drink and watch sports whenever I want! … to get into trouble.
And I’ll come home when I’m good and ready! … to sleep on the couch.
Because a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do! … and I’m going to do what you tell me to.
Because I’m top dog around here! … but I’ve been neutered!

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Creative PUNS for Educated Minds

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21. A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

24. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

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Updated Weather Advisory script

Updated the NOAA Weather advisory script today, shows some more detail now.

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Weather Station circuit board

Replaced the Davis Weather Station ISS (Integrated Sensor Suite) main circuit board today. Downtime approx 25 mins.

Hopefully this will calm down the erratic humidity sensor readings some during the daytime hours. There is a small stream about 50 feet from the station siting site.  Nothing I can do about that though.

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